Taking a shit in public

This is particularly useful if there is a queue common for female loos. Get our newsletter every Friday! Bathroom Pooping Public Toilet. It sounds simple but its pure genius. Cough, sneeze and make other normal noises Silencing a determined fart is hard but possible. It is always better to do it in the comfort of your own home. After someone leaves a cubicle that you will soon use:

Good thing those shorts were able to cover it up. If you're ever caught short in broad daylight and decide you really must relieve yourself behind a parked car, it's probably a good idea to make sure there isn't one of Google's Orwellian Street View spymobiles lurking nearby. Every once in a while, you read a story about a marathon runner, exactly like the pour soul depicted in the above photo, who experiences the unfortunate experience of losing control of his or her bowels during a race. You can remain fully anonymous. According to Spanish paper El Mundo, this delightful scene was spotted in Madrid by sharp-eyed bloggers, who wasted no time in broadcasting it to the world. Maritimo's Portuguese player, Albertino, peeing during a match. The Black Eyed Peas' Fergie is still mortified by the notorious incident which saw her accidentally urinate on stage.

Stadium managers were able to identify the seat number from CCTV camera footage, allowing police to track her down. Within 12 hours, Google responded by scrubbing the image altogether. Maritimo's Portuguese player, Albertino, peeing during a match. She says, "We had to rush onstage before I had the chance to go to the restroom.